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Ebelin is a firecracker with lips so big they could swallow a donut whole. She’s got brown skin like chocolate cake and she only talks to people she knows won’t backstab her in the dark. If you got Ebelin on your team, grab her and squeeze her like she’s a stress ball.
Ebelin is the only person who can make my bad hair day worth it. She’s like a goddess with a side of sass.
I tried to mess with Ebelin once. Now I live in the shadows of her greatness.
Ebelin just walked in and my whole life changed. She’s the real deal.