Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A drunk mess who loves to party and sleep. He’s a lovable mess, but he’ll pass out for days at a time.

I saw Ebeler at the bar. He drank 10 beers and fell asleep on the floor.

He came to my house, ate my pizza, and passed out on my couch.

He showed up at my job and told my boss he was my dad.

2

A hot girl who’s nice to everyone but has secrets. She’ll smile at you, but don’t get her mad or she’ll punch you.

She said hi to me at school, but I heard she kicked someone’s ass earlier.

She’s always nice, but I know she’s hiding stuff.

She came to my house and told me my mom was a witch.

3

A total 10/10. She’s soft, kind, and looks amazing. She’s sweet, but she’ll fight for you.

She asked me to prom and I said yes.

She stood up for me when someone bullied me.

She told my teacher I didn’t do my homework.

4

To work like a machine. Like that fancy Swiss watch. You get the job done fast and smooth.

He ebeld the project in 10 minutes.

She ebeld the whole class during the test.

He ebeld the pizza and ate it all in 5 seconds.

5

To make love to your dog and get a disease. It’s gross, but it happens.

He ebel’d his dog and got a rash.

She ebel’d her cat and got a cold.

He ebel’d his goldfish and got a weird infection.

6

To miss a party because you went to a gay bar instead. You’re a loser.

I missed the party because I went to a gay bar.

She said she was going to the party, but she went to a gay bar.

He said he was coming, but he went to a gay bar.

7

A girl named Isabel who’s evil and can wink with just one eye. She’s part of a witch group.

Isabel winked with just one eye and scared me.

She said she was a witch and I believed her.

She came to my house and told me my dad was a witch.