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Eble is when you blow your dog and end up with a herpes outbreak so bad you look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
I ebled my dog and now my face looks like a pizza with extra cheese and chili.
Ebled my golden retriever and now I have a fever and a rash that looks like a war zone.
Ebled my cat and now I have a fever and my tongue tastes like chicken and garlic.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A chill girl with a body that could make a statue jealous. She’s cute, but if you mess with her, she’ll stab you with a fork and laugh while you bleed out.
She’s the kind of girl who looks good in a swimsuit and also knows how to fight.
She’s cute, but if you make her mad, she’ll bring a knife to a gunfight.
She’s the kind of girl who makes you look bad in every way.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A total 10/10 girl. She’s soft, she’s nice, and she’s got a body that could make a statue jealous. She’s the kind of girl who can make you feel like a king or a fool.
She’s the kind of girl who can make you feel like a king or a fool.
She’s soft, she’s kind, and she’s got a body that would make a statue blush.
She’s the kind of girl who can make you feel like the best person in the room or the worst.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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To work like a Swiss watch, but with more swearing and less elegance. It’s when you get things done so fast, it looks like magic.
He worked like a Swiss watch, but with more swearing and less elegance.
She got the job done so fast, it looked like magic.
He was so efficient, it looked like he had a time machine.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A total drunk who loves to party, but also loves to sleep for 18 hours straight. He’s friendly, but he’s also a mess.
He’s a total drunk who loves to party, but also loves to sleep for 18 hours straight.
He’s friendly, but he’s also a total mess.
He’s the kind of guy who will drink you under the table and then sleep for two days.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you skip a party to check out a gay bar and end up missing out on the best hook-up of the year. You’re the worst.
I skipped the party to check out a gay bar and missed out on the best hook-up of the year.
You left the party to go to a gay bar and now you’re the worst.
You missed out on the best hook-up because you went to a gay bar.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A total evil witch named Isabel who can wink with just her left eye. She’s one of the three charmed sisters who will make your life a nightmare.
Isabel is an evil witch who can wink with just her left eye.
She’s one of the three charmed sisters who will make your life a nightmare.
She’s evil, she’s a witch, and she can wink with just her left eye.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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