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A chill girl who’s got a nice body and can run a mile without breaking a sweat. She’s hot without even trying, but when she flexes, people drop dead. She’s always smiling and nice to everyone, but she’s got a ton of drama and secrets. Don’t piss her off or you’ll wish you were dead.
My ebele walked into the room and my ex broke into a sweat and ran out.
She smiled at me, and I fainted like a baby.
She’s got secrets, and I’m the only one who knows about her ex-boyfriend’s beard.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A 10 out of 10 girl. She’s soft, sweet, and fine enough to make your jaw drop. She knows how to treat a guy and will take care of you like a damn baby.
My ebele brought me soup when I had the flu, and I cried like a baby.
She’s so sweet, I’ve been dating her for a year and I still blush.
She took care of me when I broke my leg, and I kissed her foot.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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To work like a Swiss watch. No mistakes. Just smooth as hell.
He ebeled through the test and got a perfect score.
She ebeled through the meeting and everyone was impressed.
He ebeled through the day and didn’t even break a sweat.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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To ebel is to make love to your dog and end up with herpes. It’s like a curse and a blessing.
I ebeled my dog and now I’ve got herpes and a broken heart.
She ebeled her cat and now she’s got a rash and a new nickname.
He ebeled his parrot and now he’s got herpes and a tiny brain.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A drunk mess who loves to party and sleeps like a baby. She’s friendly but she’s got a problem with alcohol and she’s not afraid to show it.
My ebele came to my house at 3 a. m. and I cried like a baby.
She drank so much she passed out on the couch and snored like a bear.
She came to my party and drank all my beer and cried on my shoulder.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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To miss out on a party or a hook up because you went to a gay bar instead. You’re the worst friend ever.
I went to the gay bar and missed out on the party, and my friends cried like babies.
She went to the gay bar and missed out on the hook up, and she cried.
He went to the gay bar and missed out on the fun, and now he’s single.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A hot girl named Isabel who is also evil. She can wink with just one eye and she’s one of the 3 Charmed sisters. She’s the kind of witch who can turn you into a toad.
My ebele winked at me with one eye and I turned into a toad.
She’s evil and hot and I’m her favorite victim.
She’s one of the Charmed sisters and she can make you cry like a baby.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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