Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total waste of human existence, like a broken toilet in a sewer

That guy failed his math test and still talked like he was Einstein.

My cousin’s dog ate my homework and he still got a D.

He tried to cook breakfast and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

2

So bad, it makes bad things look good

His hair looked like a raccoon had a wild party in it.

He tried to dance and it was like watching a cat fight a robot.

He wore socks with sandals and no one knew what to do.

3

The kind of person who would fail a test just to make others fail too

He cheated on the test and then told everyone the answers.

He stole my pencil and then got mad when I failed.

He copied my essay and then called me a cheater.

4

A walking disaster that makes disasters look calm

He dropped his lunch on the floor and then threw it at the teacher.

He yelled in math class and got sent to the principal’s office.

He tried to fix his phone and broke it even more.

5

So useless, they should be banned from existence

He tried to do a magic trick and it was just a piece of paper.

He failed his science project and it looked like a pile of garbage.

He tried to sing and it was like a dog howling at a firetruck.

6

The kind of person who turns good days into bad ones

He ruined my pizza by adding ketchup to it.

He spilled my drink and then laughed at me.

He got into a fight with my friend and now we’re all mad.