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When a girl, or anyone really, is so hot she makes your brain melt like a bad ice cream cone in the sun.

I walked into the room and saw her, and my brain went from normal to lava.

That girl in class is so hot I think I might need a mop.

He texted me and said he saw her at the store, and I almost threw my phone out the window.

A girl so fine she makes your pants tight and your heart do a backflip.

I saw her and my pants got tighter than a witch’s cackle.

He texted me and said he saw her at the mall, and I almost screamed into my pillow.

That girl in my math class is so hot I think I might fail algebra just to look at her.

When a girl is so beautiful she makes your face look like it got hit by a pizza truck.

She walked in and my face looked like it got hit by a pizza truck.

He told me he saw her and I almost cried in my cereal.

That girl in the lunchroom is so hot I think my sandwich got jealous.

When a girl is so fine she makes your brain forget how to think and your mouth forget how to shut up.

She walked in and I forgot how to think and my mouth wouldn’t shut up.

He told me he saw her and I almost yelled into my phone.

That girl in the hallway is so hot I think my brain might take a vacation.

When a girl is so hot she turns your brain into a microwave and your heart into a bag of chips.

She walked in and my brain turned into a microwave and my heart turned into a bag of chips.

He told me he saw her and I almost exploded from happiness.

That girl in my class is so hot I think my brain might start popping.