Ebeid

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A person who talks so loud and smelly that you can’t help but believe them
My cousin is an Ebeid. He convinced me the moon was made of cheese and he ate it.
The guy at the bus stop is an Ebeid. He said the bus was going to explode, and I believed him.
My teacher is an Ebeid. She said I failed the test, and I believed her even though I got a 98.
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Someone so good at lying that you think the truth is a joke
My brother is an Ebeid. He told me he had a pet dragon, and I believed him.
My mom is an Ebeid. She said she didn’t eat my lunch, and I believed her until I found it in the trash.
My friend is an Ebeid. He told me he was rich, and I believed him until he asked me for money.
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A person who can make a fart sound like a symphony and you believe it’s beautiful
My uncle is an Ebeid. He said he was a rock star, and I believed him after he farted in a concert.
My neighbor is an Ebeid. She told me she was a chef, and I believed her after she cooked a plate of spaghetti and a fart.
My dog is an Ebeid. He told me he was a prince, and I believed him after he barked at a king.
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