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A girl so blessed by God she probably got a free pass to heaven and a side of snacks.
My cousin got Ebehi as a name and now she thinks she's a saint.
My mom said Ebehi is the only name that can survive a curse.
Ebehi walked into a church and the priest asked if she was there to pray or to judge.
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A girl so cool she could turn a curse into a trend and still wear it like a crown.
Ebehi turned my bad luck into a fashion statement.
She cursed my math teacher and now he can't count past 10.
Ebehi walked into a classroom and the whole class got distracted.
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A girl with the power of God on her side and the attitude to back it up.
Ebehi told the devil to get a job and he left.
She got her name from God and now she's showing everyone how to use it.
Ebehi came into the room and the whole school got distracted.
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A girl who doesn’t just get gifts from God, she steals them and gives them out like candy.
Ebehi took God’s gift and now she’s giving it to everyone.
She got a free pass from God and still managed to mess up my test.
Ebehi got her name from God and now she’s using it to annoy everyone.
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A girl who’s got the charm of a saint and the guts of a warrior.
Ebehi walked into a bar and the whole place went quiet.
She got her name from God and now she’s using it to win arguments.
Ebehi showed up and the devil ran away.
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A girl who’s so blessed she probably got a VIP pass to heaven and a free drink.
Ebehi got her name from God and now she’s using it to get free snacks.
She’s so blessed she can make even the devil laugh.
Ebehi showed up and the whole church clapped.
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