Ebehi

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The most old man you'll ever meet. Ebehi thinks he's king of the bar and hates when you make noise. He's always sipping on his drink like it's the last one on Earth, and if you mess with him, he'll swear at you until you're too tired to argue.
Ebehi: 'I've been here longer than you've been alive. Don't even think about talking over me.'
Ebehi just stared at me like I'd insulted his mother.
He yelled at the bartender for giving me a second beer. I think he's mad at me now.
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Ebehi is the guy who acts like he's got nothing to worry about, but deep down, he's just mad at the world. He'll laugh at your jokes, but if you say one wrong thing, he'll cuss you out and walk away like he's the most important person in the room.
Ebehi laughed at my joke, but then he said, 'You're not funny. You're just loud.'
He cussed me out for spilling his drink. I think he's still mad about it.
He walked out of the bar like he was the president. I don't know what he was mad about, but it was something.
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Ebehi is the guy who thinks he's the life of the party, but he's really just the guy who sits in the corner and cusses at everyone. He'll say he's fine, but if you talk to him, he'll swear at you for five minutes straight.
Ebehi cussed me out for talking to him. I think he just wanted attention.
He sat in the corner like he was king. I don't know why he's so mad.
He said, 'You're not funny. You're just loud.' Then he walked away.
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