Ebeb

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An ebeb is a sea-loving maniac who would rather watch fish fight than eat dinner

I’d rather watch a goldfish marathon than go to my sister’s wedding

I saw a shark eat a diver and I cried like a baby

My fish tank is my second home and my job is my first enemy

An ebeb is a guy who thinks NASSCAR is more exciting than a fish giving a speech

I watched the whole race and I still don’t know who won

My fish has more personality than my ex

I’d rather be stuck in traffic with a fish than with my mom

An ebeb is someone who would dive into the ocean for a fish and scream at a race car for being slow

I dove into the ocean and came up with a fish and a sore throat

I yelled at a race car like it stole my lunch money

I got a fish for my birthday and I cried like I won the lottery