Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sweaty, hairy, angry man who looks like he just came out of a dumpster and has the personality of a rabid raccoon.

I saw an ebear at the gym and he looked like he was about to rip the weights in half.

My uncle is an ebear and he still wears his high school hoodie.

That ebear just yelled at the barista and spilled my coffee.

2

A guy who smells like old socks and thinks he's the king of the club, even though no one remembers him.

That ebear at the club tried to dance with my mom and she gave him a look.

He walks into the room and everyone groans. That's an ebear.

My friend's bf is an ebear and he wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 80s.'

3

A man who looks like he got run over by a truck and still thinks he's cool.

He showed up to my party in a t-shirt and boxers. Classic ebear.

My neighbor is an ebear and he yells at the mailman every day.

He tried to start a band and called it 'The Hairy Grump.'

4

A man who eats pizza for breakfast and thinks he's the toughest guy in the room.

He eats pizza at 7 AM and still thinks he's the toughest guy in the gym.

That ebear just yelled at me for not giving him a high five.

He tried to beat up the bus driver and failed. Still thinks he's the man.

5

A man who has more body hair than a raccoon and thinks he's a rock star.

He walks into the bar and everyone knows he's an ebear.

He sings in the shower and thinks he's on American Idol.

He tried to start a band and called it 'The Hairy Rockers.'

6

A man who smells like a gym sock and thinks he's the love of your life.

He showed up to our date in gym socks and called me 'baby.'

He tried to kiss me and I ran away. Classic ebear.

He said he was a 'lover and a fighter.' I'm still not sure which one he is.