ebe

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A smelly alien that thinks it's cool because it comes from another planet. It's just a weird blob that stares at you and hopes you're stupid enough to believe it.
'I saw an ebe in my fridge and it was eating my cereal.'
'My dog thinks it's an ebe because it has two eyes and a weird head.'
'I got kicked out of school for saying I saw an ebe in the principal's office.'
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Everyone eats, but no one gives a damn about it. It's just the dumbest thing ever. You eat, I eat, and we all die.
'Ebe? What's that?' 'It means we're all going to eat and probably die.'
'I got a job at a restaurant because of ebe.'
'My grandma says ebe is the reason she eats every day.'
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An emotional mess that acts like it's the king of everything. It's just a drama queen who can't handle anything.
'My mom is an ebe and she cried because I forgot to do my homework.'
'My friend is an ebe and she's upset because I said her hair is messy.'
'I got called an ebe in class because I cried when I failed a test.'
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A fake country made by people who think they're gods. They're just trying to take over the world and make everyone their slave.
'I live in ebe and I have to pay taxes to a fake king.'
'My teacher says ebe is the reason we have homework.'
'I think ebe is the reason I'm tired all the time.'
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When you don't care what happens. You just sit there and let life happen to you like you're lazy and don't want to do anything.
'I was ebe when I failed my test because I didn't care.'
'I was ebe during the fire alarm and just sat there.'
'I was ebe when my dog ran away because I didn't want to do anything.'
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A store that sells video games and thinks it's the best thing ever. It's just a place where people spend all their money on stupid games.
'I went to ebe and bought a game that was just a bunch of pixels.'
'My friend got a job at ebe and now he's rich.'
'I got kicked out of ebe because I said the games were stupid.'
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A super annoying person who loves hugs, stuffies, and pretending they're happy all the time. They act like they're perfect and never get mad.
'My ebe friend hugged me 10 times and then asked for a stuffie.'
'I went to ebe's house and she had 100 stuffies and a rainbow poster.'
'I got mad at ebe because she said my favorite color was 'sage' and I didn't like it.'
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