ebdb

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A smelly list of Eskimo brothers who all smell like old socks and bad decisions
I checked the ebdb and my brother was listed with 17 bad smells.
My dad said I was added to the ebdb for eating the last of the pizza.
The ebdb is so bad, even the Eskimos are tired of it.
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A place where Eskimo brothers sleep on the floor and eat nothing but frozen fish and regret
I stayed at the ebdb and woke up with fish in my hair.
My brother got a bed at the ebdb, but it was just a pile of snow.
The ebdb is so cold, my toes turned into ice cubes.
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