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Ebby is a cheap foreigner who thinks they're cool but is just a boring waste of space. They'll save money on you but spend it on snacks and stupid hobbies.
Ebby said she'd pay for my pizza, then bought 10 pizzas for herself.
Ebby skipped the concert to save money but spent it on a new phone.
Ebby called me a 'boring waste of space' and then asked me to help her with her taxes.
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Ebby is the reason you’re still single. They’re not bad, they’re just not worth the trouble.
Ebby broke up with me because I wouldn’t take her to the mall on a Tuesday.
Ebby said she was ‘not worth the trouble’ but still texted me every day.
Ebby’s ex said she was ‘the reason he was still single’ and now they’re back together.
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Ebbie is the girl you’d trust with your life and your credit card. She’s hot, has a J or Z friend, and will kick your ass if you don’t love her.
Ebbie lent me her credit card and said, 'If you don’t love me, I’ll sue you.'
Ebbie’s friend Jazzy said she was 'hot and crazy' and I believed her.
Ebbie kicked my ass for not loving her and now I have a black eye.
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Ebby is the nastiest, most powerful woman you’ve ever seen. She’s got no competition and she knows it.
Ebby said, 'I’m the nastiest, and you’re not even close.'
Ebby walked into the room, and everyone else just faded away.
Ebby called me a 'nobody' and then asked me out.
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Ebby is a queen. She’s beautiful, funny, and probably hates math teachers named Marie.
Ebby said, 'I’m a queen, and I hate math teachers named Marie.'
Ebby laughed at my joke and then told me I was a 'boring peasant.'
Ebby told Marie the math teacher, 'I hate you, and I’m a queen.'
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Ebbis is the cutest, funniest, and most amazing person you know. She’s also not impressed by math teachers named Marie.
Ebbis said, 'I’m the most amazing person you know, and I hate Marie.'
Ebbis laughed at my joke and called me a 'boring peasant.'
Ebbis told Marie, 'I’m not impressed by you, and I’m the best.'
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