Ebbw vale

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A tiny town in South Wales that smells like old socks and regret. It’s so dead you could sleep through a war. Everyone’s fat, dumb, and high on trash.

I moved to Ebbw Vale and now I live in my dog’s bowl.

This town is so bad, even the rats left.

I’ve been here for a week and I already want to die.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Ebbw Vale is the worst place on Earth. It’s like living in a trash can that’s also a prison. You can’t even escape the stupidity.

Ebbw Vale is the reason I started crying in public.

This town is so bad, it’s like living in a bad dream.

I came here for a job. I got a headache.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Ebbw Vale is a town so small, it thinks it’s a planet. Everyone’s fat, lazy, and covered in drugs. It’s like a bad version of heaven.

Ebbw Vale is the only place where the drugs are louder than the people.

This town is so stupid, it’s got its own religion.

I moved here, and now I believe in ghosts.

by Slangipedia 14d ago