ebbutt

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The burger man who shits out fire and eats it for breakfast. He’s the reason you’re still alive and not a pile of burnt toast.
@ebbutt just threw a burger at a cop. It hit him in the face. #burgerjustice
Dude, ebbutt once ate a whole grill. No forks. No plates. Just pure madness.
ebbutt’s burger is so good, it makes your mom’s cooking look like trash. #ebbuttlegend
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A guy so cool, he once turned a traffic jam into a dance party. And it wasn’t even his idea.
ebbutt walked into a room, and suddenly everyone was cool. Even the janitor.
He did that one thing where he made the world better. Like, really better. Like, you’re welcome better.
ebbutt once made a kid’s day by giving him a burger. And that kid grew up to be a president. #ebbuttlegend
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