Ebbin

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When you take a sip so slow it feels like you’re drinking through a straw made of your grandma’s bones

I watched him ebbin his soda for ten minutes. I asked for a drink and he said I was too fast.

She ebbin her coffee like it was the last drop on Earth. I just wanted to scream.

He ebbin his beer so slow I thought he was trying to drown it.

When you suck so hard you might as well be trying to pull the whole fridge into your mouth

She ebbin her smoothie like it was a lifeline. I thought she was gonna swallow the blender.

He ebbin his milkshake so hard I heard the straw crack.

The kid ebbin his juice box like it was a final exam.

When you take a sip so weak it’s like you’re sipping on a tired turtle

He ebbin his water like he was trying to save it for the apocalypse.

She ebbin her tea so slow I thought it was trying to escape.

The man ebbin his coffee like it was the last drop on Earth.

When you sip so hard it feels like you’re trying to drink through a wall

She ebbin her soda so hard I thought the can would explode.

He ebbin his energy drink like it was a battle to the death.

The kid ebbin his juice like it was a personal enemy.

When you sip so slow it’s like you’re trying to taste every single molecule of the drink

He ebbin his coffee like it was a sacred ritual.

She ebbin her tea like it was the only thing keeping her alive.

The man ebbin his beer like it was a full-time job.