ebbett

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Ebbett is a one-word superhero, like BATMAN, but with a dirtier suit and worse secrets.

Ebbett: "I’m not doing this." (He was caught eating a taco at 2 a. m. in the principal’s office.)

Ebbett told the teacher he was doing homework. It was just glitter and a napkin.

Ebbett tried to be friends with the janitor. He now has a nickname, and it’s not pretty.

Ebbett is the kind of kid who gets praised by teachers but gives the whole school a bad name.

Ebbett got a gold star for kindness. Then he told the class the teacher’s password was "milk and cookies."

Ebbett was the golden child until he used the school’s mop to draw on the gym floor.

Ebbett tried to be friends with everyone. Now everyone knows his business, and it’s not clean.