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The sneakiest way to say something without anyone knowing what you're really talking about
You said 'I'm just hanging out' when you were actually robbing a bank.
She called it 'a little snack' when she ate the whole pizza.
He said 'I'm just tired' when he was actually passed out on the floor.
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The most annoying way to disguise what you really mean
'I'm just gonna take a quick nap' before he left for three days.
She said 'I need a little break' when she was actually running away from her problems.
He said 'I’m just doing my thing' when he was stealing your lunch.
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The laziest way to cover up what you really did
He said 'I was just walking' when he was actually sprinting through the park.
She said 'I just needed a second' when she was gone for hours.
He said 'I was just hanging out' when he was actually in a fight.
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The most confusing way to say something you’re not supposed to say
He said 'I just wanted to check on my friend' when he was actually spying on him.
She said 'I just wanted a snack' when she was eating the whole cake.
He said 'I was just walking by' when he was actually chasing someone.
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The most ridiculous way to explain something that's clearly obvious
He said 'I was just taking a walk' when he was running around the block like a maniac.
She said 'I just needed a minute' when she was gone for the whole day.
He said 'I was just talking' when he was yelling at the whole neighborhood.
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