Ebberley

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ebberley is when someone picks the worst possible person to date and acts like it’s a big deal

My cousin dated a guy who smelled like a trash can and called him her soulmate. Total ebberley.

She got engaged to a man who wore socks with sandals. That’s ebberley at its finest.

He fell for a girl who posted pictures of her cat in a bikini. Classic ebberley.

ebberley is like picking the last piece of pizza when you’re already full and you’re proud of it

She’s dating a guy who thinks he’s a rockstar. Ebberley in action.

He went out with a girl who talks to her plants. That’s ebberley.

My friend dated a guy who wore a hat to bed. Ebberley, pure and simple.

ebberley is when you can’t tell if someone is stupid or just plain lazy

She picked a guy who forgot her name after the first date. Total ebberley.

He dated a girl who didn’t know what a phone was. That’s ebberley.

They got together because they both hate life. Ebberley level 100.

ebberley is like when you eat a whole cake and then blame the baker

He dated a girl who posted her lunch on Instagram every day. Ebberley.

She went out with a guy who only knew three words. Ebberley in full swing.

They started dating because they both hate the same things. Ebberley, baby.

ebberley is when you pick someone so bad, you wonder why they didn’t just walk into a wall

She dated a guy who cried during every movie. Ebberley.

He started dating a girl who talks to her dog more than she talks to him. Ebberley.

They got together because they both have no life. Ebberley, plain and simple.