Ebber

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The king of all things. No one and nothing can beat it. It’s the top of the top, the best of the best, and it’s so good it makes your brain explode.
That pizza was Ebber. I ate it and now I’m a god.
This game is Ebber. I’ve lost 10 times and still play.
Ebber. That’s the only word I need to describe my day.
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When you drop a smart-ass comment in the middle of a conversation like you’re trying to show off, but you’re just a dork who thinks they’re cool.
He said, 'You’re a basic human being,' and then got called out for wearing socks with sandals.
She said, 'This is the worst movie ever,' and then cried when it ended.
He said, 'I’m the smartest person in the room,' and then forgot how to spell 'smart.'
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Someone who ebbs. They’re the kind of person who thinks they’re special, but they’re just loud and annoying.
My neighbor is an Ebber. He talks to himself and yells at the TV.
My cousin is an Ebber. She thinks she’s the best at everything, but she can’t even beat me at Uno.
My teacher is an Ebber. She says things like 'this is the most important lesson ever.'
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