Ebbening

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A guy who’s soft and sweet but if you push him he’ll rip your head off. He’s good in bed and has a meaty sausage.

My uncle is an ebbening. He lets his dog sleep in his bed but if you take his coffee he’ll murder you.

Ebbening is my best friend. He cried when his cat died but threatened to beat me up if I laughed.

My brother is an ebbening. He’ll kiss your ass but if you steal his pizza he’ll beat you with a broom.

When one guy stands on his back while his buddy stands on his feet and dumps a load on him.

My cousin did ebbening at the party and got peed on by his friend. It was epic.

Ebbening is the worst. I tried it and my friend peed on me like I was a toilet.

We did ebbening at school. My friend peed on me and I still have the smell.