ebben

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A man who cries at sad movies but will punch your lights out if you call him a weakling. He’s good in bed and people say he’s got a monster down there.
My cousin is an ebben. He cried during the dog movie but tried to kill me when I said he was a wimp.
My boss is an ebben. He’s gentle until you mess with his coffee.
My brother is an ebben. He’ll hug you to death but will kick your ass if you say he’s soft.
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When you stand on someone’s back and let your buddy pee on your feet like it’s a party.
My friend did ebben on me. I was standing on his back while his buddy peed on my feet. It was a disaster.
At the park, we did ebben. I peed on his feet and he screamed like a girl.
My brother did ebben on me during a video game battle. I peed on his feet and he lost the game.
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