Ebbage

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To ebbage is when you waste your money buying cabbages or their seeds on eBay like you're trying to impress a vegetable.
I spent $50 on a cabbage that looked like it had been hit by a truck.
He sold seeds for $200 and then cried when they didn't grow.
She bought 10 cabbages just to prove she could.
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Ebbage is when you finish a deal on eBay or when some guy looks like he was carved out of a pizza.
That ebbage was worth every penny... and every insult.
He looked like a sad hot dog with a face.
She did the ebbage and then took a nap.
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A nice guy who acts like he’s been wronged by the universe if you don’t respect him right away.
He smiled, then yelled at me for 10 minutes.
He said ‘hi’ and then asked me if I had a death wish.
He was cool until I said ‘no’ to his offer.
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