ebb and whoa

1 views · Added 6d ago · 3 definitions

it’s when your guts are doing the cha-cha and you’re just trying to survive until you can get to the bathroom or you’ll end up looking like a soggy hot dog in your pants.

I was at the grocery store and my pants were about to give up on me.

During a Zoom call, I had to fake a cough and run to the nearest bathroom.

I tried to sit through my brother’s whole speech and failed miserably.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

you’re going through the motions of being normal, but your body is throwing a tantrum and it’s going to take you out unless you get to the bathroom fast.

I was eating pizza and my pants were about to say goodbye to me.

During a meeting, I had to pretend I was just stretching.

I was walking my dog and had to stop and find a bush.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

your insides are doing a jailbreak and you’re trying to hold it all in until you can escape to the bathroom or you’ll be stuck with a poop sandwich.

I was in the middle of a TikTok dance and my pants were about to give up.

I tried to finish my lunch but had to run to the restroom.

I was in a car and had to pull over and find a gas station.

by Slangipedia 6d ago