Ebb and Flow

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Time and tide don’t give a rat’s ass if you’re late. If you’re not ready when they hit, you’re gonna get drowned by both.

"I was gonna leave at 8, but I woke up at 9. Time and tide didn’t care. I got stuck in the middle of the ocean."

"My mom said, 'You better be ready when the tide hits, or I’m gonna drown you in the bathtub.'"

"He missed the boat because he was too busy playing video games. Time and tide don’t wait for anyone, especially lazy kids."

Life is like a relationship. You get the good stuff, then you get the bad stuff. It’s like eating a pizza that’s half cheese and half veggies.

"We had a great time at the party, but then we got stuck in traffic. That’s the ebb and flow of life."

"She brought me flowers, then she forgot my birthday. That’s ebb and flow."

"He said he’d help me with my homework, but then he went to the mall. Classic ebb and flow."