ebaytor

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A human who lives on eBay and thinks every deal is the best deal ever, even if it's junk.

I saw this eBaytor buy 200 rubber ducks for $50. Why? Who knows.

This guy spends more on eBay than he does on rent. Classic.

That eBaytor bought a toaster that only works when it feels like it.

A person who's so stuck on eBay they think real life is just a background ad.

This eBaytor tried to buy a subscription to the internet. It didn't work.

He spends more time on eBay than he does with his girlfriend. That's sad.

This eBaytor bought a lamp that only glows when he's watching cat videos.

A human who thinks eBay is the only place that sells stuff. And it's not even good stuff.

This eBaytor paid $100 for a used sock. It was pink. And it smelled like regret.

He bought a phone from eBay that only works when he's not using it.

That eBaytor spent $500 on a bag of chips. It was worth it.

A person who thinks eBay is a real job. And they're not wrong.

This eBaytor got fired because he was bidding on a toaster while at work.

He spends so much time on eBay he forgot how to cook. Classic.

This eBaytor bought a chair that only works when he's sitting on it.

A human who thinks every item on eBay is a life-changing deal, even if it's a broken toy.

This eBaytor bought a broken toy for $20. It was worth it.

He spent $100 on a single pencil. It's a masterpiece.

That eBaytor bought a book that only has one sentence. And it was $50.

A person who's so obsessed with eBay they think it's the only way to live.

This eBaytor bought a house just to get a better view of the eBay app.

He spends more time on eBay than he does eating. That's a problem.

That eBaytor bought a shoe that only fits when he's walking.