ebayting

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A half-dressed or butt-ugly model in online auctions to make you bid like a crazy person.
That eBay model looked like she just fell out of a trash can.
I bid $200 for a lamp because the model was wearing less than my dog.
The eBay model was so hot, I bought a toaster just to impress her.
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Looking up stuff on eBay and getting mad because it's way more expensive than your lunch money.
I spent $50 on a pen because I thought it was a rare treasure. I was wrong.
I searched for a spoon and found a whole set of silverware for $100. I cried.
I found a $2000 chair. I had to sit on the floor for a week.
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