eBayt

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A half-dressed or overly seductive model on eBay trying to trick you into spending all your money like a brain-dead fool.
I bid on a dress and got a full body shot of the model. I didn't even know what the dress looked like.
That eBayt is basically a billboard for my credit card debt.
I bid on a watch and got a photo of the model in a towel. I'm never winning anything again.
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When you're on eBay, looking for stuff you can't afford, like a broke kid at a candy store.
I spent $50 on a $10 lamp because I was too busy looking at the eBayt.
I was bidding on a toaster, but the eBayt distracted me for 45 minutes.
I told my mom I was doing research. She said, 'You're doing eBayt again.'
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