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A fake Indian who buys Native stuff online just to act cool and pretend they're not white

I spent $200 on a fake headdress from eBay and now I’m the king of the powwow

My cousin bought a 'Native American DNA test' and now he thinks he's part Cherokee

She paid $50 for a dreamcatcher and now she thinks she's a spiritual guide

A white person who buys Native stuff online and acts like they're part of a tribe just to be fancy

He bought a whole set of feathers and now he walks around like he's a warrior

My friend paid $100 for a 'spiritual guide' and now he's got a fancy title

She bought a 'Native American name' and now she's called 'Fluffy Buffalo'

A person who buys Native stuff from eBay just to feel important and act like they're from a tribe

He bought a full outfit and now he thinks he's the chief

My neighbor paid $30 for a 'Native American name' and now he's 'Big Wolf'

She bought a 'Native American DNA kit' and now she thinks she's 100% Cherokee

A white person who buys Native stuff online just to feel cool and pretend they're not white

He bought a 'Native American war cry' and now he yells it at the grocery store

My friend paid $25 for a 'spirit guide' and now she's got a fancy title

She bought a 'Native American name' and now she's 'Sassy Turkey'

A fake Indian who buys Native stuff just to look fancy and act like they're part of a tribe

He bought a 'Native American name' and now he's 'Big Chicken'

My cousin paid $100 for a 'spirit guide' and now he's got a fancy title

She bought a 'Native American outfit' and now she thinks she's the queen

A person who buys Native stuff from eBay just to feel important and act like they're part of a tribe

He paid $50 for a 'Native American name' and now he's 'Fancy Wolf'

My friend bought a 'spirit guide' and now he's got a fancy title

She bought a 'Native American DNA test' and now she thinks she's 50% Cherokee