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Something you can find on eBay so cheap it feels like you stole it from the rich.

I found this rare sneaker for $5. It was like Christmas and a robbery all in one.

My cousin bought a brand new TV for $20. I called him a genius. He called me a fool.

That $10 lamp I got from eBay? It’s gonna outlast me and my ex.

When eBay has what you want and it costs less than your lunch money.

I got a working phone for $7. My lunch was a sandwich and a Coke. That phone was worth more.

She bought a designer watch for $12. I asked if she was mad. She said no, she was rich.

That $3 poster I got? It looks like it was painted by Van Gogh's cousin.

When eBay gives you what you want and it costs less than your stepdad’s advice.

I got a whole set of tools for $15. My stepdad’s advice? Priceless. I’d rather pay $15.

He bought a brand new blender for $8. I told him he was a king. He told me I was a peasant.

That $5 book I got? It’s better than my stepdad’s advice and my mom’s cooking.

When eBay has what you need and it costs less than your second ex’s drama.

I found a new couch for $10. My second ex’s drama cost me more than that.

She bought a whole bag of chips for $2. My second ex’s drama cost me a fortune.

That $4 shirt I got? It’s worth more than my second ex’s drama.

When eBay has what you want and it costs less than your first lie.

I bought a new watch for $6. My first lie was about the dog. That watch was better.

He got a full set of dishes for $5. My first lie was about the pizza. The dishes were better.

That $2 keychain I got? It was truer than my first lie.