Ebayaholic

I spent $500 on 10 rubber ducks. I’m not sorry.

I bought a toaster that only toasts one side. It’s a miracle.

I clicked ‘buy it now’ on a lamp that looked like a fish. Now I have a fish lamp.

I bought 12 pairs of socks. I don’t know why. I just felt it.

I spent my rent money on a vintage calculator. It doesn’t even work.

I bought a chair that looked cool. Now I sit in a chair that looks like a spaceship.

I bought a second microwave. I still have the first one. It’s just collecting dust.

I ordered 5 shirts. I have 30 shirts. I don’t know why.

I bought a fake diamond ring. It looks real. It’s not real. I still bought it.

I told my new lamp ‘you’re my favorite.’ It didn’t respond. I’m still mad.

I bought a weird hat. I wore it to bed. It whispered to me. I’m not sure if it was a dream.

I bought a coffee mug that said ‘I survived 2020.’ I took it seriously.

I woke up at 2 a. m. and bought a fidget spinner. I don’t know why. I just did it.

I bought a vacuum cleaner. It’s loud. I like it.

I spent $100 on a pair of shoes. They look good. They hurt my feet. I still bought them.