Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

stuff sitting around like it’s waiting for someone to snap it up or else it’ll die a slow and painful death.

My eBayage is so bad, I’m starting to think it’s haunted.

That eBayage is like a ghost in my closet.

I’ve had that eBayage since the last century.

2

the collection of things you’re holding onto like they’re your only hope of making money.

My eBayage is my life savings, and I’m not letting it go.

That eBayage is the reason I haven’t slept in three days.

I can’t sell my eBayage, it’s too embarrassing.

3

the pile of junk you hope will become gold one day, but right now it’s just taking up space.

This eBayage is taking up my entire apartment.

I have so much eBayage, I can’t even breathe.

My eBayage is like a second job.

4

the stuff you pretend is valuable, even though it probably isn’t.

That eBayage is fake, I know it.

I can’t sell my eBayage, it’s not real.

My eBayage is just a bunch of trash.

5

the things you keep because you’re too lazy to throw them out, but also too greedy to sell them.

I keep my eBayage because I’m too lazy to throw it out.

That eBayage is the reason I’m broke.

I have so much eBayage, I can’t even walk.