Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

How good an item is at getting snatched up and flipped for cash on eBay. If it's got high eBayability, it’ll sell fast and make you rich.

That toaster has eBayability. I sold it for $200.

This chair? Total eBayability. It’s gonna get snapped up by some rich kid.

That video game? It's got eBayability. I sold it before the weekend.

2

A person who uses eBay to buy or sell stuff. They're like the rats of the internet, always scamming or getting scammed.

That guy’s an eBayer. He sold 100 fake watches.

She’s a full-time eBayer. She’s got 5000 followers.

That eBayer just got scammed for $500.

3

A noob in online games who got their gear or account from eBay instead of earning it. They play like a drunk chicken.

That guy’s an eBayer. He got his armor for $100 and can’t fight worth a damn.

She bought her character on eBay. She’s like a baby in a battle.

That eBayer got his whole account for $50 and still can’t log in.

4

Someone who lives on eBay, buying and selling like it's their job. They're always online, always scamming.

That guy’s an eBayer. He’s been on the site since 2005.

She’s a pro eBayer. She sold 2000 items last month.

That eBayer just got banned for selling fake phones.

5

A person who can’t stop eBaying. They sell everything, even their soul.

He’s an eBayer. He sold his soul for $20.

That girl’s an eBayer. She sold her mom’s wedding ring.

That eBayer just sold his pet for $10.

6

A person who buys a high-level character on eBay and then gets destroyed in battle. They’re like a baby in a war.

That guy bought his character on eBay. He got destroyed by a level 10 player.

She’s an eBayer. She got her character for $50 and got killed in 5 minutes.

That eBayer got a level 100 character for $100 and couldn’t even log in.

7

A dumb person. Either they’re really stupid or they’re just fake smart.

That guy’s an eBayer. He’s got the IQ of a goldfish.

She’s an eBayer. She can’t even add 2 + 2.

That eBayer got a 60 on the IQ test. He’s like a baby.