ebay whore

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A wrinkled old hag from the middle of nowhere who lists everything she owns on eBay and talks shit about everyone who doesn’t buy her junk.
My grandma is an eBay whore. She sells her old socks and still yells at me for not buying them.
This woman sold her cat on eBay and now she’s crying about it in the comments.
I saw an eBay whore list her dead brother’s shoes and still tried to sell them for $50.
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Somebody who lives on eBay like it's their religion and yells at you for not giving them 100% feedback like it's the end of the world.
My cousin spends 12 hours a day on eBay and still yells at me for not buying her toaster.
This eBay whore called me at 3 a. m. to tell me she sold her old couch and I didn’t give her 5 stars.
She’s so obsessed with eBay that she named her dog ‘Feedback’ and it’s not even a good dog.
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A person who sells their body on eBay for money, and then complains about the travel costs and how you didn’t tip them enough.
This eBay whore sold her body for $20 and still cried about the gas money.
He listed himself on eBay like it was a dating app, and now he’s mad I didn’t buy him for $50.
She sold her soul on eBay and still expects me to buy her lunch.
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Somebody who sells their virginity on eBay like it’s a business, or just does prostitution online and still acts like they’re doing it for fun.
This eBay whore sold her virginity for $100 and still yells at me for not giving her 5 stars.
She lists herself on eBay every week and still acts like it’s not a full-time job.
He’s an eBay whore who sells his body for money and still thinks he’s cool.
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