eBay Warrior

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A loser who sells junk on eBay just to make a few bucks and show off to his online friends with a bunch of fake stars.

I sold my grandma’s comb for $12 and got 5 stars. I’m a legend.

My toaster got 1 star. I cried.

I sold my pet goldfish for $3. It was a scam.

A man who buys anything he sees just to sell it later. He’s obsessed with feedback and money and can’t live without checking eBay every 5 minutes.

I bought a lamp just to sell it. I made $2. I’m rich.

I checked eBay at 3 a. m. because I was bored.

I sold my brother’s old shoes for $4. He’s mad.

A bedroom-based scumbag who sells stuff online pretending to be a big company. He’s not rich, but he sure thinks he is.

I sell stuff from my bedroom like I run a Fortune 500 company.

I put a picture of my cat in a fancy office for my listings.

I told my mom I work for Amazon. She believes me.