eBay War

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When two or more dumbasses try to outbid each other right before a timer hits zero. They throw in tiny bids at first, then go full retard with the last second of the auction. It feels like being trapped in a war zone with only a calculator and a lot of rage.
"I’ll take it for $10!", then he bids $11 in the last second. I lost my mind.
She spent $100 on a broken watch just to prove she could.
He bid $500 on a $5 item because he was too proud to back down.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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It’s a battle between idiots who won’t let go of a stupid item. They keep raising the price until it’s way more than it’s worth. It’s like watching a toddler fight over the last cookie.
He went from $10 to $200 in 30 seconds. I’m not even mad. I’m impressed.
They spent $500 on a single sock. That sock is now a god.
I bid $500 just to spite him. Now I have to pay for it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When people get so mad at each other on eBay that they fight with tiny bids. It’s like a kid’s argument over who gets the last piece of pizza. They don’t care what they’re fighting over, they just want to win.
He bid $100 just because he felt like it. I lost my mind and bid $150.
They went from $20 to $200 in 10 seconds. I just stared at the screen in disbelief.
She bid $500 on a lamp because she was too proud to let him win.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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It’s when people get so obsessed with winning an eBay auction that they forget what they’re even bidding for. They just keep throwing money at it like it’s a personal insult.
He spent $300 on a used pen just to prove he could.
I bid $200 on a $10 item because I felt like it.
They had a 4-hour war over a $5 toy. I don’t even know why.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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It’s like a wrestling match on eBay, people keep throwing bids at each other like they’re trying to knock the other out. It’s not about the item. It’s about pride.
They spent $200 on a $10 book. It was a disgrace.
He went from $20 to $100 in 10 seconds. I’m still confused.
I bid $500 just to make him lose. Now I have to pay for it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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