Ebay Trading

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Stealing stuff from one eBay and shoving it onto another eBay just to line your pockets with cash. It's like trading but with more grift and less pants.
I bought 50 T-shirts for $2 each and sold them for $15. My mom thinks I'm rich now.
He resold the same fake sneakers on three different eBay accounts. Got caught. Got banned. Got mad.
She flipped a broken toaster for $50. The toaster didn’t work. She didn’t care.
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You buy stuff cheap on one eBay and scream about it on another eBay for way more money. It’s like trading, but with more drama and less sense.
He bought a broken PS4 for $10 and sold it for $100. No one asked why the PS4 was broken.
I bought 100 pairs of socks for $1 each and sold them for $10. My socks are now rich.
She bought a used couch for $20 and posted it like it was a throne.
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You take stuff from one eBay and slap it on another eBay just so you can count your money and laugh at everyone else. It’s trading, but with more pride and less work.
He bought a broken phone for $5 and sold it for $50. The phone didn’t work. He didn’t care.
I bought 200 bottles of cheap wine for $1 each and sold them for $10. My wine is now rich.
She bought a used bicycle for $10 and sold it for $100. The bike didn’t work. She didn’t care.
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You buy junk from one eBay and scream about it on another eBay for big money. It's like trading, but with more noise and less quality.
He bought a broken microwave for $3 and sold it for $30. The microwave didn’t work. He didn’t care.
I bought 50 pairs of shoes for $2 each and sold them for $15. My shoes are now rich.
She bought a used TV for $10 and sold it for $100. The TV didn’t work. She didn’t care.
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You buy stuff cheap from one eBay and yell about it on another eBay for way more cash. It’s trading, but with more yelling and less brains.
He bought a broken computer for $5 and sold it for $50. The computer didn’t work. He didn’t care.
I bought 100 books for $1 each and sold them for $10. My books are now rich.
She bought a used fridge for $10 and sold it for $100. The fridge didn’t work. She didn’t care.
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