ebay special

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a car that looks like it was hit by a truck and then thrown into a paintball fight it’s sold on ebay with a stereo that screams like it’s dying

my cousin bought one and now his car smells like burnt toast and regret

the ebay special came with a sunroof that leaks and a radio that fights back

i paid $200 for a car that looked like it had a meltdown and a stereo that wouldn’t shut up

a car that looks like it was made by a kid with a crayon and a dream it has a stereo that sounds like it’s being tortured

the ebay special had a yellow sunfire with lightning bolts and a stereo that screamed through the windows

i got a car that looked like it was drawn by a toddler and had a radio that wouldn’t stop yelling

the ebay special was a cavailer that looked like it had a bad day and a stereo that just hated life

a car that looks like it was dipped in neon and run over by a goat it has a stereo so loud it probably caused a divorce

the ebay special was a yellow cavalier with lightning bolts and a stereo that could make a dog cry

i bought a car that looked like it was hit by a goat and had a stereo that wouldn’t stop yelling

the ebay special had a sunfire with lightning and a radio that screamed like it had a death wish