Ebay slut

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#plastic woman#fake star#sad model

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A fake woman with the brain of a goldfish who lives for showing off old clothes or Victoria's Secret stuff. She doesn’t care if it’s worth a penny because she thinks she’s a star.
She posted 10 pictures of herself crying in front of a dress she bought for $5.
Her listing had 8 pictures of her wearing a bra like it was a crown.
She wore Daisy Dukes so tight you could see her butt crack because she was too skinny to fill them.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A middle-aged woman who thinks she's hot and posts 8 pictures of herself looking sad instead of showing what she’s selling. Her face is like a bad tattoo.
She took a picture of herself standing with her legs apart like she was doing a pee dance.
She posted a photo of her with smoky eyes that took 4 hours and 17 minutes to do.
She put on a bra and took 6 pictures of it like it was a fashion show.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A woman who thinks she’s a model but she’s just a fake with a bad body and a face like a raccoon. She only cares about getting views and positive feedback.
She put on a dress and took 5 pictures of herself looking like she had just been dumped.
She posted 8 pictures of herself with her legs spread wide like she was doing a dance.
She used a bra as a crown and took 6 pictures of it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A woman who thinks she’s a star but she’s just a fake with a bad body and a face that looks like it was drawn by a drunk kid.
She posted 8 pictures of herself crying over a bra she bought for $1.
She took a picture of herself standing with her legs apart like she was doing a pee dance.
She put on Daisy Dukes and took 6 pictures of her butt crack.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A fake woman with a face like a raccoon who posts 8 pictures of herself crying over a dress she paid $5 for. She thinks she’s a model but she’s just a sad fake.
She took a picture of herself with smoky eyes that took 4 hours to do.
She posted 8 pictures of herself looking like she had just been dumped.
She put on a bra and took 6 pictures of it like it was a fashion show.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A woman who thinks she’s hot but she’s just a fake with a bad body and a face that looks like it was drawn by a drunk kid. She only cares about getting views and positive feedback.
She posted 8 pictures of herself crying over a dress she paid $1 for.
She took a picture of herself standing with her legs apart like she was doing a dance.
She used a bra as a crown and took 6 pictures of it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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