ebay pimping

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screaming into a mic while you list your bitches on ebay

I just dropped my ex on ebay and I'm not sorry

My grandma's cat is on ebay and I'm yelling about it

I listed my brother's old shoes on ebay and I'm mad

flashing your bitches on ebay like it's the 2000s and you're in a rap video

I put my mom's old phone on ebay and I'm doing a flex

My dog went on ebay and I'm doing a dance

I sold my sister's old clothes on ebay and I'm acting like a star

making your bitches on ebay look like they just got out of jail

I posted my uncle's old pants on ebay and they look like they were dragged through mud

My cousin's old hoodie is on ebay and it's a mess

I put my brother's old socks on ebay and they look like they're in a fight