ebay pimping

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screaming into a mic while you list your bitches on ebay
I just dropped my ex on ebay and I'm not sorry
My grandma's cat is on ebay and I'm yelling about it
I listed my brother's old shoes on ebay and I'm mad
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flashing your bitches on ebay like it's the 2000s and you're in a rap video
I put my mom's old phone on ebay and I'm doing a flex
My dog went on ebay and I'm doing a dance
I sold my sister's old clothes on ebay and I'm acting like a star
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making your bitches on ebay look like they just got out of jail
I posted my uncle's old pants on ebay and they look like they were dragged through mud
My cousin's old hoodie is on ebay and it's a mess
I put my brother's old socks on ebay and they look like they're in a fight
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