eBay mong

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A total idiot who thinks eBay is a game show and not a real place where people actually pay money. They don't read the rules. They don't check the price. They just hit 'buy it now' like it's a button on a spaceship.
I won a toaster for $50 and it was broken. I didn't even check the pictures.
I paid $100 for a book that was 10 years old and smelled like a jail cell.
I bought a 'brand new iPhone' and it was a potato.
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A person who thinks everything on eBay is worth $100, even if it's a rusty spoon from the 1980s. They'll buy it, then yell at you for not shipping it to Mars.
I paid $200 for a spoon. It was rusty. I yelled at the seller for 15 minutes.
I thought a 20-year-old sock was a luxury item. I was wrong.
I bought a 'rare vinyl' for $150 and it was just a beat-up record from the trash.
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