eBay Millionaire

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A clueless rich kid who pays cash for fake coins in a video game because they think it'll make them look cool in the virtual world.

Spent $20 for 15 million coins in a game. Now he can't even buy a real pizza.

Bought 20 million coins for $10. His avatar is still broke.

Paid $50 for 10 million coins. His mom is crying.

A guy who spends real money on pretend money because he thinks he's going to be a legend in a game that no one cares about.

Dropped $20 on 10 million coins. Still can't beat his cousin's level.

Spent $15 for 12 million coins. His avatar's still stuck in first grade.

Paid $30 for 25 million coins. His life is still a mess.

A poor kid who thinks spending cash on fake money will make them a king in a game that no one plays.

Paid $10 for 10 million coins. Still can't buy a decent sword.

Spent $20 for 15 million coins. His avatar still smells like old cheese.

Dropped $5 for 5 million coins. His game is still broken.