Ebay jeebies

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The crazy panic you feel when you’re bidding on eBay and the clock is ticking like it’s trying to kill you.

I was bidding on a vintage sneaker and the timer hit 10 seconds and I screamed like I was being chased by a raccoon.

I bid on a cheap watch and when it ended I felt like I’d lost a bet with the devil.

I was so obsessed with that one PS5 I bid on I started whispering to it like it was my best friend.

The gut-wrenching shame you feel when you paid a fortune for something on eBay and it still hasn’t shown up after three weeks.

I paid $200 for a phone and it still hasn’t arrived. I’m starting to think it’s stuck in a black hole.

I bought a pair of shoes and they still haven’t arrived. I’ve walked in bare feet for three weeks now.

I paid for a microwave and it hasn’t arrived yet. I’m eating cold pizza and I’m furious.