ebay-fu

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If someone has ebay-fu, they can rip you off on ebay like it's their job. They know when to snipe a bid and when to laugh at your dumb price.

I bid 10 bucks for a lamp. He sniped it for 15. I’m gonna kill him.

She bought a used couch for $20. I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t.

He sniped my bid for a PS5. I got mad. Now I’m sniping his bids.

Ebay-fu is when you’re so good at ebay, you can find the cheapest junk and still make it look fancy.

He bought a broken toaster for $3. Now he calls it a 'vintage toaster.'

She got a used phone for $5. Now she’s bragging about it like it’s brand new.

I paid $1 for a pizza box. It’s the best investment I ever made.

Ebay-fu is when you’re so good at ebay, you can beat anyone at a bid war and still have money left to buy pizza.

He sniped my bid for a bike. I sniped his for a pizza. I won both.

She outbid me for a TV. I outbid her for a toaster. Now we’re even.

We had a bid war for a watch. I won. Then I bought her a pizza.

Ebay-fu is when you can find the stupidest deals on ebay and still make it look like you’re rich.

He got a brand new phone for $10. Now he calls himself a king.

She bought a car for $200. Now she’s telling everyone she’s a billionaire.

I paid $5 for a new shirt. Now I’m bragging like I own the store.

Ebay-fu is when you know how to play ebay like a chess game and always win.

I bid for a game. He sniped it. I sniped his bid for a snack. I won.

She outbid me for a watch. I outbid her for a snack. I’m the winner.

He sniped my bid. I sniped his for a pizza. I’m the king of ebay.