ebay esteem

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The crazy, fake pride you get when you look at your big eBay rating like it's your birth certificate and you're the king of the internet.

'I got 1,000 ratings. I'm a god. You're just a buyer.'

'I don't need friends. I have 5-star reviews.'

'I sold a used sock for $50. I'm rich.'

The fake confidence you get when you think your eBay rating is better than your mom’s approval.

'I don't need a job. I have 999 ratings.'

'My rating is higher than my GPA. That’s all that matters.'

'I sold a broken watch. I'm a legend.'

The wild, fake self-love you get when your eBay rating makes you think you're the best seller in the whole universe.

'I sold a pizza box. I'm a top seller.'

'I have 1,500 ratings. I'm better than your dad.'

'I don't need a date. I have 5-star reviews.'

The fake pride you get when you act like your eBay rating is the only thing that matters in your life.

'I sold a used toothbrush. I'm a success.'

'I don't need a job. I have 1,000 ratings.'

'I have more ratings than my ex has problems.'

The fake confidence you get when you think your eBay rating makes you a superhero in the world of online shopping.

'I sold a broken lamp. I'm a legend.'

'I have 500 ratings. I'm better than your mom.'

'I don't need a job. I have 999 reviews.'