ebay effect

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When you lose your mind during a bid war and end up paying triple the price for something you could’ve gotten at a discount store.
I bid $50 for a stupid lamp I didn’t even like.
That $200 watch I bought was just a toy.
I paid $100 for a bag of chips because it said 'limited edition.'
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You see a thing online and suddenly it’s the most important thing in your life, even if it doesn’t make sense.
That $150 dog toy was the best decision I ever made.
I bought a coffee mug that cost more than my rent.
A $300 pair of socks made me cry.
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You think you’re being smart by buying something, but it ends up being the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.
That ‘vintage’ shirt was just a stained shirt from 2007.
I bought a $100 keyboard and still use my old one.
That $80 ‘mystery box’ turned out to be a broken pen.
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You see a thing you don’t need and you think, 'I’ll just buy it,' and then you regret it for the rest of your life.
I bought a $200 pizza because it said 'gourmet.'
That $150 ‘fitness tracker’ was just a watch.
I paid $100 for a bag of chips and still haven’t eaten them.
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You’re too lazy to think and just click ‘buy now’ because the timer is almost up and you don’t want to lose.
I bought a $50 shirt because the timer said '2 seconds left.'
That $70 ‘limited edition’ cup was just a cup.
I paid $90 for a bag of candy and still have it.
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