Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

An eBay Dick is a fraud who sells you junk they don’t have and then laughs in your face when you beg for your money back.

I paid $50 for a rare comic book and got a crumpled receipt instead.

He said he had a Nintendo Switch, but it turned out he had a broken toaster.

I won the bid, but the item was just a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.

2

An eBay Dick is like a lying beggar who promises you gold and gives you a rusty spoon.

I bought a brand new phone and got a broken phone from 2012.

He said it was brand new, but it had a hole in it from a raccoon.

I paid for a vacuum cleaner, and it was just a broom.

3

An eBay Dick is someone who sells you a fake treasure and then disappears like a ghost.

I paid for a diamond ring and got a chipped rock.

He said it was a limited edition toy, but it was just a generic one from a bin.

I won the auction, but the item was never sent.

4

An eBay Dick is a guy who sells you a box of hope and gives you a box of garbage.

I paid for a brand new watch and got a broken watch from 2005.

He said it was a brand new laptop, but it wouldn’t even turn on.

I won the bid, but the item was just a pile of old socks.

5

An eBay Dick is a person who takes your money and gives you a curse instead of a prize.

I paid $100 for a new PS5 and got a broken PS2.

He said it was a new TV, but it was just a monitor.

I won the bid, but the item was never there.

6

An eBay Dick is a fake hero who sells you a sword and then runs away with your cash.

I paid for a sword and got a stick.

He said it was a real sword, but it was just a piece of wood.

I won the bid, but the item was never delivered.