eBay boobies

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Fake boobies sold on eBay. They look okay, but they feel like a soggy pizza crust. No one wants to touch that.

My aunt bought a pair and now she looks like a deflated balloon.

I tried one on and it fell off during my lunch break.

My cousin’s eBay boobies leaked during her Zoom meeting.

Plastic boobies you can buy online. They’re like wearing a bra made of rubber and regret.

My brother wore them to a party and got called a fake man.

They stuck to his shirt like a cheeseburger at a hot dog stand.

He tried to run and they flew off like confetti.

Boobies you buy on eBay. They’re not real. They’re not even close. They’re just a bunch of plastic trying to be fancy.

My mom bought a pair and now she looks like a sad hot dog.

They made her feel like she was wearing a stiff shirt and a lie.

She tried to dance and they fell off like a bad joke.