eBay Blue Balls

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When a buyer buys something but then forgets about it and doesn't pay, like they got amnesia and a bad attitude.

I bought that rare sneaker for $200 and then forgot about it. I’m not paying until I get my memory back.

He said he’d pay me by Friday. Now it’s Monday and he still hasn’t sent the cash.

I clicked 'buy now' and then went to sleep. Payment? What payment?

It’s like the buyer thinks money grows on trees and they just need to wait for it to sprout.

I paid for that video game last year and still haven’t gotten it. It’s like the game is waiting for me to pay again.

He bought my bike for $50 and still hasn’t sent the money. I think he’s waiting for a miracle.

She bought my shoes and said she’d pay me next week. Next week came and went.

When a buyer buys something but acts like they’re in a prison break and don’t have time to pay.

I bought his pizza and he’s still trying to escape from jail. Payment? Not happening.

He said he’d pay me but now he’s in prison. I guess I’ll have to wait for his parole.

She bought my book and now she’s on the run. I’m going to track her down and take my money.

It’s when a buyer buys something and then acts like they’re in a coma and forgot to pay.

He bought my shirt and now he’s in a coma. I’m going to have to pay for his hospital bill.

She said she’d pay me but now she’s in a coma. I think I’ll have to wake her up with a credit card.

He bought my watch and then went to sleep and didn’t wake up. I think he’s still dreaming about money.

When a buyer buys something but acts like they’re a ghost and don’t have a body to pay with.

He bought my phone but now he’s a ghost. I can’t send him money if he’s not real.

She said she’d pay me but now she’s invisible. I can’t find her to collect my cash.

He bought my laptop and then vanished. I think he turned into a ghost and forgot about the payment.

It’s like the buyer bought something but now they’re in a war and don’t have time to send money.

He bought my shoes and now he’s in a war. I guess I’ll have to wait for him to come back.

She bought my hat and now she’s fighting in a war. I think she’s too busy to pay me.

He bought my jeans and now he’s in the middle of a war. I hope he survives and remembers to pay me.